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I’m on holiday until the end of the month. Recorded, in-person, and video call tarot readings are available to book in December.

Oracle Card Reading

£2.00£5.00

Experience deep, personalised insights with my recorded oracle readings. Choose between 1 and 3 cards, and receive a photo of your drawn cards and a voice note within 48 hours. Gain clarity, motivation, and honest guidance, perfect for navigating life’s uncertainties with a touch of magic. Book now to discover the wisdom that awaits you!

Are you ready to dive deep into your inner self and find some clarity? My recorded oracle reading service offers just that, delivered in a unique and engaging way. Whether you need some motivation, honesty, or a glimpse into the liminal spaces of your mind, I’ve got you covered.

What’s Included?

When you book a 1-3 card recorded oracle reading, you’ll receive a picture of your drawn cards and a personalised audio recording as a voice note within 48 hours. This service is designed to provide you with quick, insightful guidance that you can listen to on the go.

Choose Your Deck:

Crude creatures | tarot with gord

Crude Creatures Oracle:

Get ready for blunt, sweary wisdom from whimsical critters. This deck delivers straightforward guidance with a touch of humour and profanity, ideal for those who appreciate no-nonsense advice with a laugh.

The fucking honest | tarot with gord

The Fucking Honest Oracle:

Tired of vague messages? This deck cuts to the chase, helping you sort your shit out with direct, no-fluff guidance. Great for personal insights or as a fun gift, these cards bring clarity and humour to any situation.

Get fucking motivated | tarot with gord

Get Fucking Motivated Oracle:

Need a kick up the arse? This deck is all about boosting your motivation and reminding you of your worth. Perfect for getting back on track and making positive changes, expect empowering messages to help you feel amazing.

Moonology manifestation | tarot with gord

Moonology Manifestation Oracle:

Harness the Moon’s power to manifest your desires. This deck guides you through the lunar phases to attract abundance and happiness. Perfect for deepening your astrology knowledge and supercharging your manifesting abilities.

Moonology messages | tarot with gord

Moonology Messages Oracle:

Tune into the Moon’s wisdom and transform your life. This deck helps you connect with lunar energy, providing intuitive guidance and empowering actions. Ideal for navigating both bright and dark times with clarity.

Moonology | tarot with gord

Moonology Oracle:

Tap into the Moon’s ancient wisdom with these cards. Perfect for planning, predicting, and creating your life, this deck helps you align with lunar cycles and make clear decisions. Great for both beginners and seasoned readers.

Prairie majesty | tarot with gord

Prairie Majesty Oracle:

Discover your purpose with the harmonious energy of the prairie. This deck encourages you to embrace personal power, freedom, and purpose, offering thoughtful questions and guidance from nature’s wisdom.

Raise your vibration | tarot with gord

Raise Your Vibrations Oracle:

Tune in to high vibes and live a heart-centred life with this deck. Each card helps you align with your chakras and kundalini, offering guidance for any challenge. Expect to attract positivity, miracles, and joy while boosting your spiritual confidence and purpose.

Spirit junkie | tarot with gord

Spirit Junkie Oracle:

Embrace your unique gifts and shine brightly. This deck offers empowering messages and beautiful illustrations to support your spiritual journey. Perfect for releasing fears, stepping into your power, and living an inspired life.

Why Choose Me?

My recorded oracle readings are not only quick and convenient but also deeply personalised. I believe in delivering messages that resonate with you on a profound level, helping you navigate life’s uncertainties with a bit of magic and a lot of insight.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your deck and book your reading today to unveil the wisdom that awaits you!