Bog Standard Tarot Readings
No-nonsense tarot readings that cut through the noise and give you clarity—straightforward, honest, and practical.
Tarot Without the Extra Fluff
Bog Standard Tarot Readings are exactly that—straightforward, flexible, and no-frills. With no set theme or structure, they’re the easiest way to gain insight into whatever’s on your mind. Whether you have a specific question or just want to see what comes up, I draw the cards in sets of three, each group peeling back another layer of the reading. If you prefer a structured spread, you can request one when booking.
What People Say About Bog Standard Tarot Readings
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Perfect reading! Everything was spot on and it really lifted me up. I highly recommend a reading.
– Emma
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100% nailed it! You picked up on everything, even during meditation. Incredibly accurate reading.
– Rob
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You were absolutely spot on with my reading! I’m looking forward to another one in the future!
– Scott
A Simple Way to Gain Clarity
Life gets messy, and sometimes you just need a different perspective to figure things out. That’s what tarot does best—it highlights patterns, reveals blind spots, and helps you make sense of situations without overcomplicating things. A Bog Standard Tarot Reading gives you the space to explore any area of your life without needing to fit into a pre-defined structure. It’s not about predicting the future or giving you a set path to follow—it’s about giving you the insight to make your own choices with confidence.
No Fixed Format, Just Straight Answers
These readings are designed to be flexible and adaptable. There’s no set structure, no predefined spreads—just the cards and the conversation. Whether you’re after a quick check-in or something more in-depth, the focus is always on what’s most relevant to you. You can come with a specific question, a general feeling that something’s off, or even nothing at all—either way, the cards will help bring things into focus.
Browse Tarot Spreads
These are some of the tarot spreads I regularly use in my readings—simple, flexible layouts that can be adapted to whatever’s on your mind. Whether you’re using them in your own practice or want to request one in a session with me, they offer a structured way to explore different angles of a situation. If you want to see more, you can browse my full collection of tarot spreads below.
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7 Cards Self-Care Tarot Spread
The Self-Care Tarot Spread is a guide to nurturing mind, body, and spirit. This spread offers a holistic approach to personal wellness, providing insights into your current emotional state and actionable steps toward balance and fulfilment. It's designed for those seeking a deeper sense of wellbeing.
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7 Cards Personal Navigation Tarot Spread
The Safe Passage tarot spread, featured in Marvel’s Agatha All Along, is a powerful tool for navigating personal journeys and life transitions. Whether you’re standing at a crossroads, seeking direction, or embracing transformation, this seven‐card layout guides you through what’s behind you, what lies ahead, and how to reach your destination with clarity and purpose. It’s designed for anyone on a literal or metaphorical journey seeking safe, mindful passage.
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10 Cards Transition Tarot Spread
The Liminal Lobotomy Tarot Spread is your guide through significant life transitions. It helps you release outdated aspects of yourself, embrace new possibilities, and navigate these pivotal moments with greater resilience and growth.
Practical Tarot for Real Life
Most of my tarot blogs fit into this section because, let’s be honest, tarot is a tool for making sense of life as a whole, not just one specific area. Whether you want to learn more about how tarot works, debunk some common myths, or see real examples of tarot in action, this is where you’ll find it. No airy-fairy nonsense—just practical insights, real talk, and ways to integrate tarot into your everyday decision-making.
Clarity Starts Here
A tarot reading won’t tell you what to do, but it will help you see things more clearly. If you’re feeling stuck, overwhelmed, or just need an outside perspective, a Bog Standard Tarot Reading is the simplest way to get the insight you need without any extra fluff. Choose your format and book your session now.
Frequently Asked Questions about Bog Standard Tarot Readings
What’s included in a Bog Standard Tarot Reading?
A Bog Standard Tarot Reading is exactly that—straightforward, flexible, and to the point. These readings don’t follow a set theme or structure, meaning you can bring any question, situation, or general curiosity, and the cards will respond. There’s no reflection journal, no aftercare, and no pre-determined focus. You get clear, honest insight in a way that makes sense for you. The cards are typically drawn in groups of three (except for any oracle cards), but if you prefer a structured spread, you can request one when booking.
How do I book a reading?
It’s simple: choose the format that works for you, live Zoom, or in-person, and book directly from this page. If you already know what you want to focus on, you can include that when booking. If you’re unsure, that’s fine too; we’ll let the cards guide the session. Once your booking is confirmed, I’ll meet you at the scheduled time for your live session.
Do you use a specific spread in these readings?
Not usually. Bog Standard Tarot Readings are open-ended, meaning I draw cards in groups of three, allowing the reading to unfold organically. This makes them adaptable to any situation. However, if you have a specific spread in mind, you can request one when booking. There’s no pressure to choose a spread in advance—most people just let the reading flow naturally.
Can I ask about any topic?
Pretty much. You can ask about love, career, self-growth, decisions you’re struggling with, or just general life confusion. These readings are designed to be versatile, so you’re not limited to a single area of focus. The only things I won’t cover are third-party readings (i.e., spying on someone else’s thoughts or feelings) and anything that oversteps ethical boundaries, like medical or legal advice. If you’re unsure whether your question is appropriate, just ask—I’ll always be upfront.
What format options do you offer?
Bog Standard Tarot Readings are available in different formats depending on the session length. Readings are available as live sessions, either over Zoom or in person. When you book a live reading, we’ll meet at the scheduled time, and you’ll be actively involved in the session, asking questions and engaging with the cards in real time. For in-person sessions, the address is provided after booking. Regardless of format, every reading is straightforward, practical, and tailored to what you need.
How long does a reading take?
The length depends on the type of reading you book. Some readings are short and snappy, giving you quick insight in just a few minutes, while others allow for a deeper dive into your situation. The important thing is that the reading will always be straight to the point—I don’t drag things out just to fill time.
What if I don’t know what to ask?
That’s completely fine. You don’t need a perfectly worded question to get value from a tarot reading. If you’re feeling lost or just want general insight, we can keep things open-ended and let the cards reveal what’s most relevant. If you’d rather have some guidance on how to phrase a question, I can help with that too—just let me know what’s on your mind, and we’ll find the best way to approach it.
Will you tell me my future?
No. I don’t do fortune-telling. Tarot isn’t about fixed predictions—it’s about perspective. These readings highlight patterns, reveal options, and help you make informed choices. If you’re looking for someone to tell you what’s going to happen, I’m not the reader for you. If you want clarity and empowerment, that’s where I can help.
Do these readings come with a follow-up?
No. Bog Standard Readings are one-off sessions. There’s no follow-up, no reflection journal, and no aftercare. If you want a reading that includes a reflection journal and space to process your insights, check out my Premiere Tarot Experiences instead.
Are these readings confidential?
Yes. Everything we discuss stays private. Whether it’s a live or in-person session, your details and the content of your reading will never be shared. Your privacy and comfort are always a priority.
