Bog Standard Tarot Readings
No-nonsense tarot readings that cut through the noise and give you clarity—straightforward, honest, and practical.
Tarot Without the Extra Fluff
Bog Standard Tarot Readings are exactly that—straightforward, flexible, and no-frills. With no set theme or structure, they’re the easiest way to gain insight into whatever’s on your mind. Whether you have a specific question or just want to see what comes up, I draw the cards in sets of three, each group peeling back another layer of the reading. If you prefer a structured spread, you can request one when booking.
What People Say About Bog Standard Tarot Readings
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Absolutely brilliant! I loved being able to choose my deck—it made the reading feel so personal and fun. The insights were spot on and gave me the nudge I needed to finally finish a crafty project. Inspiring and uplifting!
– Lea
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Professional, efficient, and reliable. Your readings are always full of love, care, and detail. Perfect for beginners or regulars!
– Jay
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Spot on with your tarot and oracle interpretations! The reading resonated deeply, and the meditations were wonderful. Thank you!
– Abbe
A Simple Way to Gain Clarity
Life gets messy, and sometimes you just need a different perspective to figure things out. That’s what tarot does best—it highlights patterns, reveals blind spots, and helps you make sense of situations without overcomplicating things. A Bog Standard Tarot Reading gives you the space to explore any area of your life without needing to fit into a pre-defined structure. It’s not about predicting the future or giving you a set path to follow—it’s about giving you the insight to make your own choices with confidence.
No Fixed Format, Just Straight Answers
These readings are designed to be flexible and adaptable. There’s no set structure, no predefined spreads—just the cards and the conversation. Whether you’re after a quick check-in or something more in-depth, the focus is always on what’s most relevant to you. You can come with a specific question, a general feeling that something’s off, or even nothing at all—either way, the cards will help bring things into focus.
Browse Tarot Spreads
These are some of the tarot spreads I regularly use in my readings—simple, flexible layouts that can be adapted to whatever’s on your mind. Whether you’re using them in your own practice or want to request one in a session with me, they offer a structured way to explore different angles of a situation. If you want to see more, you can browse my full collection of tarot spreads below.
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3 Cards Balance Tarot Spread
This spread connects higher wisdom, foundational support, and the present moment. It’s great for grounding spiritual insight into real-life actions and finding balance between intuition and practicality.
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6 Cards Sexual Exploration Tarot Spread
This spread helps you explore the depths of your sexual desires, unveiling hidden fantasies and communication blocks that might hinder full erotic expression. Forget about vanilla expectations—this is about uncovering what truly turns you on, both physically and emotionally.
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12 Cards Summer Tarot Spread
The Summer Sun Scorcher Tarot Spread is designed to help you embrace the vibrant energy and joyful possibilities of the season. This dynamic layout offers a guide for maximising joy, overcoming seasonal challenges, and finding personal growth opportunities during summer.
Practical Tarot for Real Life
Most of my tarot blogs fit into this section because, let’s be honest, tarot is a tool for making sense of life as a whole, not just one specific area. Whether you want to learn more about how tarot works, debunk some common myths, or see real examples of tarot in action, this is where you’ll find it. No airy-fairy nonsense—just practical insights, real talk, and ways to integrate tarot into your everyday decision-making.
Clarity Starts Here
A tarot reading won’t tell you what to do, but it will help you see things more clearly. If you’re feeling stuck, overwhelmed, or just need an outside perspective, a Bog Standard Tarot Reading is the simplest way to get the insight you need without any extra fluff. Choose your format and book your session now.
Frequently Asked Questions about Bog Standard Tarot Readings
What’s included in a Bog Standard Tarot Reading?
A Bog Standard Tarot Reading is exactly that—straightforward, flexible, and to the point. These readings don’t follow a set theme or structure, meaning you can bring any question, situation, or general curiosity, and the cards will respond. There’s no reflection journal, no aftercare, and no pre-determined focus. You get clear, honest insight in a way that makes sense for you. The cards are typically drawn in groups of three (except for any oracle cards), but if you prefer a structured spread, you can request one when booking.
How do I book a reading?
It’s simple: choose the format that works for you, live Zoom, or in-person, and book directly from this page. If you already know what you want to focus on, you can include that when booking. If you’re unsure, that’s fine too; we’ll let the cards guide the session. Once your booking is confirmed, I’ll meet you at the scheduled time for your live session.
Do you use a specific spread in these readings?
Not usually. Bog Standard Tarot Readings are open-ended, meaning I draw cards in groups of three, allowing the reading to unfold organically. This makes them adaptable to any situation. However, if you have a specific spread in mind, you can request one when booking. There’s no pressure to choose a spread in advance—most people just let the reading flow naturally.
Can I ask about any topic?
Pretty much. You can ask about love, career, self-growth, decisions you’re struggling with, or just general life confusion. These readings are designed to be versatile, so you’re not limited to a single area of focus. The only things I won’t cover are third-party readings (i.e., spying on someone else’s thoughts or feelings) and anything that oversteps ethical boundaries, like medical or legal advice. If you’re unsure whether your question is appropriate, just ask—I’ll always be upfront.
What format options do you offer?
Bog Standard Tarot Readings are available in different formats depending on the session length. Readings are available as live sessions, either over Zoom or in person. When you book a live reading, we’ll meet at the scheduled time, and you’ll be actively involved in the session, asking questions and engaging with the cards in real time. For in-person sessions, the address is provided after booking. Regardless of format, every reading is straightforward, practical, and tailored to what you need.
How long does a reading take?
The length depends on the type of reading you book. Some readings are short and snappy, giving you quick insight in just a few minutes, while others allow for a deeper dive into your situation. The important thing is that the reading will always be straight to the point—I don’t drag things out just to fill time.
What if I don’t know what to ask?
That’s completely fine. You don’t need a perfectly worded question to get value from a tarot reading. If you’re feeling lost or just want general insight, we can keep things open-ended and let the cards reveal what’s most relevant. If you’d rather have some guidance on how to phrase a question, I can help with that too—just let me know what’s on your mind, and we’ll find the best way to approach it.
Will you tell me my future?
No. I don’t do fortune-telling. Tarot isn’t about fixed predictions—it’s about perspective. These readings highlight patterns, reveal options, and help you make informed choices. If you’re looking for someone to tell you what’s going to happen, I’m not the reader for you. If you want clarity and empowerment, that’s where I can help.
Do these readings come with a follow-up?
No. Bog Standard Readings are one-off sessions. There’s no follow-up, no reflection journal, and no aftercare. If you want a reading that includes a reflection journal and space to process your insights, check out my Premiere Tarot Experiences instead.
Are these readings confidential?
Yes. Everything we discuss stays private. Whether it’s a live or in-person session, your details and the content of your reading will never be shared. Your privacy and comfort are always a priority.
