My Approach to Tarot Reading

I don’t sugarcoat shit. We use the cards to figure out what’s actually going on, name the patterns underneath, and work out what to do next. No fortune-telling. No theatrics. Just an honest conversation that leaves you clearer than you arrived.

How I Work

I tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear

Tarot with me is honest. I won’t soften the message just to keep you comfortable, because that doesn’t help you move forward. If the cards bring up challenges or things you’ve been avoiding, we face them together. But I’m not going to be a dick about it.

I care more about clarity than comfort. You’ll get honesty, not scare tactics. Truth, not shame. Just… what’s actually going on and what you can do about it.

The future isn’t fixed

I’m not here to predict your future. I’m here to help you create it. The cards show patterns, influences, and options that exist right now. What happens next is shaped by your choices, not destiny.

You’ll leave with perspective and practical next steps. Not a script you must follow. Not a prediction you’re stuck with. Just… clarity about your options so you can choose with confidence.

Readings are conversations

This isn’t a lecture. It’s a two-way process. I bring the deck, structure, and intuition. You bring your story and insight. Together, we figure out what’s actually happening.

I’ll say what I’m seeing, you tell me if it lands. If it doesn’t, we dig deeper. If it does, we work out what to do with it. Simple.

Everyone’s welcome

You don’t need to share my spirituality for tarot to work. Religious, spiritual, sceptical, or none of the above—I meet you where you are. I’m not here to convert you to anything.

I’m queer and non-binary. I know what it’s like when spaces aren’t safe. So I make damn sure mine is. No bigotry, no misgendering, no bullshit. Care isn’t optional here.

Why these boundaries exist

I grew up in church culture and watched how easy it is to manipulate people using their beliefs and vulnerabilities. I learned those techniques. I know how to do it. But I actively choose not to.

These ethics aren’t random rules. They exist to protect you from the kind of manipulation I’ve seen damage people. Tarot can be a powerful tool for clarity and growth. I’m not interested in using it to control or exploit anyone.

How A Session Actually Works

Here’s what actually happens when we sit down for a reading:

We start with what’s on your mind. Could be a specific question, could be “I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but something feels off.” Either works. If you’re not sure how to phrase it, we’ll figure it out together.

Then we draw cards. Sometimes I use a spread, sometimes I just follow where the conversation goes. Depends on what you need. If you’ve asked for something specific, like the Mirror Moment spread or the Inspiration Unfucker spread, we’ll use that. Otherwise, we’ll pick what actually serves you.

We look at what came up. The symbols, the patterns, the story the cards are telling. I’ll share what I’m seeing, you tell me what lands and what doesn’t. This is the conversation part—not me talking at you.

We connect it to your actual life. Not vague mystical bollocks—actual choices, actual situations, actual next steps. We check what resonates, spot where there’s friction or blind spots, and map out real options.

You leave with clarity. Usually, one to three things to think about or do. Not a list of commands, just… a clearer sense of what’s going on and what you can do about it.

Who This Works For

This works best if:

• You want guidance, not someone telling you your fate is sealed
• You’re sceptical but willing to try something that might actually help
• You’re navigating change, burnout, breakups, career shit, or just feeling stuck
• You want a space where you don’t have to explain or justify who you are

Many of my clients are neurodivergent, queer, or both. Not because I market to those groups specifically, but because those communities tend to value honesty over performance. If that’s you, you’ll probably feel at home here.

What I Won’t Do

• Predict a fixed future or give death dates
• Diagnose health or replace medical, legal, or financial advice
• Spy on third parties without consent
• Scare, shame, or tell you what to do

These aren’t arbitrary rules. They’re boundaries that keep readings helpful instead of manipulative.

Sceptics Welcome

You don’t need to believe in anything for this to work. Think of the cards as a mirror and the reading as a structured conversation. If something doesn’t land, we say so and look again. The point is clarity, not forcing meaning.