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Cut the Bullsh*t Tarot Reading (Recorded)


Hey, you! Short on time or just dipping your toes into the world of tarot? This is the gateway drug you’ve been waiting for. I’ll draw three laser-focused cards to give you a no-bullshit snapshot of your situation. It’s not a full-blown saga, but you’ll walk away with your compass recalibrated. Suitable for when you need a quick ‘n’ dirty overview—enough to light a fire under your arse but not overwhelm you.

When asking your question, please take the time to give me as much information as you can. While it might seem fun to test my skills by keeping things vague, the more information you can give me about your situation, the more clarity the reading will bring.

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Please select the type of recording you prefer for your personalized reading

Audio recording Video recording +£10. 00

Enhance your reading experience with a digital reflection journal. It provides a space for you to document your thoughts, insights, and reflections on the reading.

Digital reflection journal including picture of cards +£2. 00 Digital reflection journal including picture of cards and text summary +£15. 00 No thanks

I’m curious to know about your prior experience with tarot readings. This helps me tailor the reading to your needs and provide appropriate guidance.

I've had a tarot reading with you before. I've had a tarot reading with another reader. I'm new to tarot readings.

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